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The Ghosts of Shows Past Sale

We’re SLASHING (get it?) prices to give you the best damned deals on this side of the Upside Down. Now through October 31, snag select pins, patches and stickers for at least 30% off! 

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The Wall of Humility We're the Best...Around?

I started using Super Team Deluxe™ on my bald spots with great success. Even my tennis game has improved!

What do I love most about Super Team Deluxe™? Probably the lip balm. Wait, that's not them? Well, then who the hell is Super Team Deluxe™?

I never thought I'd pay for something S.T.D. related. I got something that I'll keep with me forever!

Here's what I found on the web for 'Uber Steam did lugs':

I wore the pizza pin to my senior prom...the hottest cheerleader came up to me...and totally ignored me, but damn I love pizza.

Super Team Deluxe™ is my second favorite brand. But my first favorite brand is United Airlines so I'm not exactly a wellspring of credibility.

Super Team Deluxe are the best dance troop I've graced the stage with — The'yre Powerful. Flexible. Dynamic.

Wait. Pins and patches? They're cool too.

I was asked to leave a party once while wearing some Super Team Deluxe™. To be fair, they were all that I was wearing, but I'm pretty sure it was the pins that offended people.

No, I can't confirm that these Super Team Deluxe™ pins are a horcrux, but let me ask you: Can you confirm that they're not?