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Can't wait to get weird with ya. Seeya soon via email.
We’ve finally managed to make a hat so overwhelmingly dad, it will turn off your house lights, fall asleep on the couch watching Die Hard, and wake up and demand who moved the remote. It's the kind of hat that will make you believe in daddies again. So you're welcome, I guess.
Made from the finest faux-denim in the land, each letter is hand-stitched* with hairs from the nape of John Madden and/or Kurt Russell.
* Machine hands** More of a guess
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