We getchu, boo. You were playing Pokémon before all these phone-drones we're walking off cliffs and bumping into parked cars, but how do you let your training show? You watched the cartoon, beat Red, Blue, Silver, Ruby, Sapphire, Crystal, Alexandrite and Tanzanite, but there's gotta be a better way to flaunt your OG-150 in a bolder way. Something more classic, I dare say?
Poké this into your lapel and arm yourself with this shockingly cute depiction of the fabled Lightning Rodent. You'll be more timeless than Walt and more beloved than an Exeggcute on Easter. Now that’s what I call going for Gold(uck)!