This one's for you, you blessed imbibers of Bourbon, you savoring savants of Scotch. Straight, on the rocks, mixed, blended or applied liberally as an under eye cream...who cares? You're the type of being thats down with the brown. And why wouldn't these pals be happy? There's a reason whiskey translated means: "Serum of life, flowing from the rivers of Valhalla"...no we didn't just make that up? We rock. And rye.