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Shipping Questions

Shipping Questions

Shipping questions, concerns, erotica, ands true stories of adventure? We’ve got you covered.

Shipping Ways & Means

Truth be told, this is a mom & pop (quite literally—we’ve got kids) operation; but not the heroin kind. As such, we currently ship on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays via the fine folks at USPS from our humble home-office. First Class mail can take anywhere between 2 and 7 days depending on how far away you are from Dubai, UAE.

They’re packaged beautifully in a padded bubble mailer with some dead skin cells and alluring goodies along for the ride.

International Shipping

Yep, you read the wall of that truck stop bathroom right: We’re shipping worldwide now through USPS First Class! However, there’s typically no tracking on these orders because life is just like that... I mean, it’s about the journey not the destination, right? Also, while we’re committed to doing our part to getting your package to you, these orders do tend to take anywhere from 2-4 weeks to arrive at your glorious abode, so prepare your heart for the waiting game.

Do you accept returns and/or exchanges?

At the moment, we're not accepting returns unless it's you receive a damaged product. While we do inspect shipments, mistakes can happen, so feel free to get in touch! In the future, as we expand our product offerings, we'll revisit this one.