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Butts $10

This one's for you, you revelers of the rump. It may be but one small pin for you and yours, oh gluttons of the glutes, but true believers know it's not the size that counts, it's the quality of the caboose. Wag your waistline with pride, you delighters of the derrière; believers of the backside. Profess your passion for the posterior with this planchette; that answers your cheekiest of quandaries with the only reasonable decision: Yes!

  • Soft enamel with antique gold finish and rubber clutch
  • Approx .9" tall by .75" wide

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