Sure, it sounds a lot like a forcible command, but so do most things that ask for your full pre-croaking commitment and yet marriage is still an institution that’s entered into willingly in a lot of cases. Show your commitment to the task at hand by showcasing this chesty nugget like the true artist you so clearly you are—unless you’re not, in which case: Welcome to the club.
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