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Ancient legend tells of a way to be delivered a message via carrier pigeon at the very instant this product is re-stocked.
Black Magic, we know, but if you'll lend your email, we'll take care of the science and sorcery.
Stay golden or, you know, don't.
Mark Twain famously stated "treat yo'self" or something like that. The details aren't what matter here, the point is taking time for you is good. If you want to be good to others, you've got to be good to you. That's probably another famous quote and if it isn't, well, we just made it one (we'll invoice you later for the leasing rights). This isn't prescriptive by any means; it's just us telling you exactly what you need to do to be happy. Seems simple enough.
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