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Zero Fucks Given Antique Variant $12

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Ancient legend tells of a way to be delivered a message via carrier pigeon at the very instant this product is re-stocked. Black Magic, we know, but if you'll lend your email, we'll take care of the science and sorcery.

Why antique gold? Because giving zero fucks has been in style since long before that china set you'll inevitable end up having to find a space for in your attic.

Yeah, we get it—you didn’t ask for this. But at this point, you can’t be bothered for input and we know better than to ask. We know that your fuck crop has had anything but a bountiful yield this year. We know that your fuck well has finally run dry. Fucks once ran wild on this plentiful fucks reserve; naturally-occurring fucks were sprouting up as far as the eye could see! But lo, those fucks are gone. Like all good things, these fucks, too, must end. So here’s a lapel—as if you have a fuck to give about it.

  • Limited edition of 100
  • Sequentially numbered on back
  • Soft enamel with antique gold finish and rubber clutch
  • Approx 0.9" tall by 0.9" wide
  • No fucks were harmed during production

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