They say the wildest frontier is your own home* and you've made this time-tested adage the unshakeable bedrock of your identity – and why wouldn't you?
Does pillaging the kitchen pantry (occasionally with the lights off) make you a forager? Almost certainly. Does climbing out of bed make you top-roper? It surely doesn't not. Does basking in the glow of your computer screen prove that you can make a campfire with mere twigs and some brush? Tough to say! But it's hard to blame you, at this point. After all, you're the ranger of your living room and frankly that's a gig with benefits!
* They don't.
- Soft enamel with antique gold finish and rubber clutch
- Approx 1" tall by .75" wide