We’ve finally managed to make a hat so overwhelmingly dad, it will turn off your house lights, fall asleep on the couch watching Die Hard, and wake up and demand who moved the remote. It's the kind of hat that will make you believe in daddies again. So you're welcome, I guess.
Harvested from the finest unicorns in the land, each letter is hand-stitched* with hairs from the nape of John Madden and/or Kurt Russell.
Insulation capable of withstanding a blizzard**
+0 resistance to emotional baggage
Adjustable strap for one-size-fits-most
Does not fit on a Velociraptor
* Machine hands
** More of a guess